Saturday, April 05, 2008

lessons learnt

super boring... shall blog abt 20 of my lessons learnt in army thus far...

1) itz never pays to offer ur help

2) if u dun stab a person, that person will be revived and stab u back

3) the place where u will be stabbed is in the back

4) it doesn't pay to be direct to someone who has power over u

5) human can be as cunning as anything when it comes to protecting their 30 plus yr job

6) when ur boss is stressed, just reply yes sir to no matter what, he will forget it later

7) u will nv get credit for anything u do in army

8) itz not fun covering two bigs guns with cover alone

9) itz not fun carrrying 15 person's lunch, drink, deserts all at one time, all by urself

10) if u can get a downgrade, get it asap, dun go tru all the shit and then downgrade, stupid

11) being a clerk may not be the best thing on earth

12) MAJ(RET) may have the rank and money, but they dun have brains, dun even know how to open an email attachment or attach a file or do up a excel sheet or do up a powerpoint slide and the list goes on

13) the onli real companion u can trust in army is urself

14) there's no way u can win argueing with a person of higher authority no matter how wrong she is, dun bother, save ur saliva

15) if u pack 15 packet of food for lunch for them, they will go out and eat lunch, except for those bo bian ones

16) dun sign on, it makes u a freaky idiot who doesn;t know how to do anything urself

17) overly expressively language is very hard to avoid in army

18) onli crazy ppl comes back to work on saturdays WILLINGLY for passion sake

19) willingly and passion is just an excuse for being no life and lazy during normal work days

20) all the other NSFs think the same way as i do

so there u have it, the top 20 list of things learnt in army... who says u dun learn anything?

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