call girl...

no no no... itz not the topic u are thinking it is... itz just that i received an weird number call ytd night... and WOW! it was a lady whom i dunno... like how on earth did this lady got my number? like hello, i dun even remember hearing ur name... den i found out the truth... itz from Cheena... like thanks, overseas call... promoting something from Cheena... wasting my phone bills? OVERSEAS CALL!!! from someone i dunno? like HEY CAN U ALREADY FREAKING STOP YULPING AND HANG UP? ... ... dun understand all these weird companies... but i was so mad that i found ways to actually make them not call mi again, not that they will, or rather to put it correctly, to irritate them...

101 ways to irritate the telemarketer...

surprise them instead

-oh sandy! izt reallie you? oh i am glad u called, i was so sad when i lost ur contact!

(this will probably give sandy sometime to think where on earth did she met u...)

be persistant

-com'on bill... i know itz u... itz ur voice i can recognise it... so how's it been for u?

(keep insisting that itz ur fren bill trying to pull a prank on u...)

if they ask u to sign up for some laon thingy...

-oh sure!!!=D i could do with some money u know, in fact i just filed for bankruptcy ya i think u can help... so how much money do i get??

lolx.... this post is so random la lolx... aiya... but pls... dun try all these if itz overseas call... ur bill will explode lolx...